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Wake the F'Up

Wake the F'Up Uncensored Coffee, Vanilla, 1 Pound

Wake the F'Up

Wake the F'Up Uncensored Coffee, Vanilla, 1 Pound

AU$ 112.00 AU$ 68.00 Save: (39.29%)
AU$ 68.00 AU$ 112 Save AU$ 44 (39.29%)
Delivery Time: 12-18 days

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  • Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead; You will not perspire you will percolate; This is clearly a better option than the caffeine IV drip
  • So order some today, and wake up and smell the F'N coffee
  • Wake the F'Up and smell the coffee
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Need to be up early after a late night studying??I work 3 jobs and am in Grad School. This is my go to morning drink. One pot of this coffee and I am a bubbling personality. My bosses cannot keep up with me on Wake the F*ck Up coffee no matter how many energy drinks they consume. Without this coffee I'm a zombie all day going between jobs and classes.5Not As Good As Death WishThis coffee is more of a shock / humor gift for someone than it is a coffee gift. I say that because this stuff is just okay. I didn't really notice that this was more effective than typical coffee.TASTE: If you like a dark coffee, you'll like this. It's a little harsh though.SMELL: It smells a little on the burnt side.WAKE UP FACTOR: Mediocre compared to it's claim.PRICE: Too high for what it is.If you want some coffee that will really wake you up, tastes good, and are will to pay $20 a pound - BUY DEATH WISH! Death Wish is a much better coffee and REALLY wakes you up.3If you buy this, youll drink gym sock flavored coffee and not be able to get your money or tastebuds backI bought this coffee last year while I was on a trip to Louisana and easily became my favorite coffee. I had been wanting more forever so my husband bought me some for xmas... it tasted like dirty feet. I don't know if the product went down hill in the last year, if I was sent expired product or what but there is not way to get a refund or replacement so I'm pretty pissed1I couldn't hate this coffee more...This coffee tastes TERRIBLE. It doesn't even smell good in the bag, before it is brewed. Everything about this coffee sucks, even the caffeine content. I've gotten more of a caffeine high from a can of Red Bull. I will NEVER buy this again, and I wouldn't take it if it was free.1Skip this.I took a chance on this. Couldn't finish this pre-ground nasty stuff. I've had Deathwish Coffee many, many times over the course of the last 8 years and this horrible stuff does not compare as a cheap "high caffeine" alternative. This product will probably be discontinued very quickly in my estimation. I'd hate to discover what low quality beans are being used in this stuff. Do yourself a favor. Laugh at the stupid novelty name of this coffee and move on to something of better quality. Once you're done giggling at the name of this, the fun is over. Throw it in the trash... (unless you like drinking something that tastes like it came from someone's dirty underwear was tossed into the filter and you enjoy your heart palpitating as you rush to the local emergency room.)1Ok, more for a joke rather than flavor.It's an alright coffee. I would say this is more as a joke for someone than it is if you're looking for a quality cup of joe. To me it's not that strong, but I've been drinking espresso for than normal coffee. My friend said it was strong though. Flavor is alright. I don't like how it say it has artificial flavors though. I also bought this for $17 and the next day it was $12, so that was bull cr*p lol.3Don't let the negative reviews steer you away if you love dark coffee.I've bought this in new orleans before, i just bought some for my dad's birthday, and i purchased some and a steel reusable k-cup for myself. It is a very dark blend and i drink my coffee black... I do not recommend this for anyone who doesn't like dark coffee, you will hate the taste. don't let the negative reviews steer you away. I don't drink any restaurant coffee unless it is dark roast from Waffle House, Dunkin, Starbucks, or from anyplace that has a dark roast. At home I swear up and down by Green Mountain's 'Dark Magic' blend, and this tastes as good or better. It is more than just a novelty coffee, that's for sure!5Low qualityI bought this coffee for two reasons: first I like to try different varieties of coffee when I get the chance and second the packaging and novelty of the coffee was too good to pass up.This coffee disappointed from the second I opened the bag. From first smell, I was hesitant. The taste was equally as unimpressive. This coffee has an unusually awful aftertaste and is not very strong. It tastes like it is filtered through old wet cardboard for the most part. It also sells itself on being extremely strong and I don't think it is any stronger than most of the brands I've tried.Overall, I would not waste my money on this product again.2A Fun and Humorous ProductIt's a little pricey for the coffee. There is no denying that. But the blend isn't too bad. Will it wake you up more than a traditional pot of coffee? I think it ultimately depends on your caffeine sensitivity. Yeah, there seems to be a bit more caffeine based on the blend, but it is a far cry from something like a monster. Go into this one looking for fun and perhaps avoid it if you are looking for something to actually wake you up.4This coffee and company is TERRIBLE!!This coffee and company is TERRIBLE!!! If I could give no stars I would. The main reason I bought it was because of the hilarious label. When the coffee(?) arrived it came in a plain white bag and the only thing on it was a bar code label. My mistake was to not read the comments before I bought it because I thought the label was funny. BUYER BEWARE!!!! I got scammed.1
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